Bottom Feeding

We are scraping the bottom of the barrel with the headlines provided today, so be warned. So is Jim Hendry, when it comes to signings this week, come to think of it.

Don't bother reading the last article listed, from the Des Moines Register, unless you are so desperate for Cubs content that you're dying to know what Grace Hoad, 82, of Humboldt thinks "we" should do about a closer. How can I mock, you say? Good point. We are all Grace Hoad, 82, of Humboldt. And she's certainly been a Cubs fan a lot longer than me.

Tribune (Reg. Req.)
Cubs sign Fox to minor league deal

From around the country
Arizona Republic: Cubs again threaten spring attendance mark
Des Moines Register: New Cubs TV analyst Brenly sees 'huge upside' for 2005